Friend Pledge :*

1. When your sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who mad you cry!
2. When your blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is chocking you.
3. When you smile, I will know you finally got laid.
4. When your scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be && to quite whining.
6. When you're confused, I will use as little words as possible.
7. When you're sick, Stay the hell away from me, Until you are well again.. I don't want whatever you have.
8.When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass and maybe i will think about helping your dumbass up.

This is my oath. I pledge it till the end. Why you may ask; Because you are my "Friend"

Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if you ever need me to bring a shovel.